BYE FROM WORK!

Terrible news. Fave stranger, our thoughts be with you. Peace out, Oddbot.

HI FROM BOOZING AT LUNCH TIME!

HI FROM INANIMATE OBJECTS AT WORK!

HI FROM RC COLA AT WORK

HI FROM PLEASE PUT YOUR SHOES BACK ON!

HI FROM GOOD TO KNOW.

HI FROM SETTLING FOR LESS!

HI FROM DEVOURING COMPETITION!

HI FROM BAM, BITCH WENT DOWN!

HI FROM "WHY I OUGHTA!"

HI FROM SMUTTY NOSE!

HI FROM VISION GRAPHIX AND DESIGN!

HI FROM MODESTO, CA!

HI FROM SAN JOAQUIN MAGAZINE IN TRACY, CA!

HI FROM MODERN ART RECORDS IN PHOENIX, AZ!

HI FROM A 2ND CLASS CITIZEN IN LOS ANGELES!

HI FROM PHOENIX, AZ!

HI FROM VOTERS IN UNIVERSAL CITY!

HI FROM ODDBOT!

HI FROM SANTA MONICA!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN FROM UNIVERSAL CITY!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN FROM FLAAAARIDDA!

HI FROM UNIVERSAL CITY!

HI FROM PALO CEDRO, CA!

HI FROM CHIWAS, MEXICO!

HI FROM CARLSBAD!

THINK PINK, ARRRR.

HI FROM iCANDY!

HI FROM OUR BUDDY IN CHIHUAHUA, MX

HI FROM WORK CIRCA 2004!

HI FROM THE PERKS OF WORKING AT DISNEY!

HI FROM WORKING FROM HOME IN KEY WEST, FL!

HI DESDE MONTEVIDEO, URUGUAY!

HI FROM CAPTAIN TIN FOIL!

HI FROM ANDI, GRAPHICS ARTIST EXTRAORDINAIRE!

nothin' gets me like animals pretending to be humans, dude.

HI FROM LATE NIGHT WORK IN NOVI SAD, SERBIA!

HI FROM.. THIS IS TOTALLY HER JOB!

HI FROM THE LAST HOUR OF WORK IN PASADENA!

...enjoying the soothingly nasally soundz of Ms. Houston-Urbani! (See soundbooth below)

HI FROM THE LAST HOUR OF WORK IN UNIVERSAL CITY!

DO YOU HAVE ANY TOAST?...

CAUSE I NEED A PLACE TO PUT THIS JAAAAAAAM!!!!

HI FROM THE OFFICE KISSING BOOTH!

HI FROM THE SELF-PROCLAIMED BIGGEST DORK IN ROCHESTER, NY

HI FROM THE CATEGORY OF "THINGS THAT DON'T HAPPEN TO ACCOMPLISH ANY WORK"

Bridget, way over studying with Tracy in Los Angeles...

...Kat's lil cactus