HI FROM KLEINSFELD!



my favorite jew.
my least favorite secretary.

HI FROM A NERD

please use flash next time so we can see your pretty face, nando.

HI FROM BAGZ!!!!


so good to see your face, bagzis.. i miss you!

HI FROM HAIR & MAKEUP!

HMMM.. was the role for a 'bo? (and no, that doesnt stand for "hobo")

HI FROM RANCH CUCAMONGA!

Casual MONDAYS?!? Do you even have SHOES on? Fuck you, no fair!

HI FROM SAN FRANCISCO!

What the HYLL does this dude do for work?? Foofy-Foof photo double? Professional douche?


JOKES, FRIEND, JOKES! Glad to see someone's having funzo!












HOLA FROM PUERTO RICO!

Editor's note: This person once gave me a ride to a bar. When asked about a crack on her windshield she replied (read in hilarious Puerto Rican accent) " I think a coconut fell on it. Maybe a mango"

God i love Puerto Ricans.